Wednesday, 25 February 2015

MEET THE 10 YEAR OLD NIGERIAN GIRL WHO GOT ADMITTED INTO A UNIVERSITY!

Finally! Something new, exciting and uplifting to talk about besides Nigeria's spirit-dampening political chaos. I was really excited and super impressed when I read this piece of news. Now we have something nice being linked to us for once. A Nigerian girl is doing us proud! Oh well, she's more British than Nigerian but hey we have a share in this glory right?


Esther
So Esther Okade is a 10 year old girl who has just been accepted to study a Maths degree in a university even though she doesn't attend a regular school. Yes, she's TEN and home-schooled!


Esther and her younger brother Isiah
At age six, Esther made a C grade in her maths GCSE and her younger brother Isiah is already studying for his A-levels -also aged six! Both of them are home-schooled by their mother, Omonefe, who says she had to convert their living room into a makeshift classroom.

Mrs okade, a mathematician herself, said that by the time Esther was four she had taught her how to add, subtract, multiply and divide. Since she loved patterns, she also developed new ways of teaching her using that. According to her, by the time she taught her algebra, Esther loved it more than anything else and by age seven, she was eager to go to university. She eventually let her apply to the Open University last year August. After a phone interview, an essay and an exam , she was finally accepted onto the course. She is already topping her class, scoring 100% in a recent test.

According to the genius Esther, she wants to study for a PHD after this, run her own bank and become a millionaire! WHAT??!!!! Now I am ashamed of the things I dreamt of when I was her age. lol. Big dreams I tell you and to think that some of us do not even dare to dream at all. If this doesn't challenge or motivates you, I don't know what else will.

Since this news broke out, there has been mixed reactions. Some think it is brilliant thing and cool while others think that she will loose her childhood. However, according to Esther's parents, she will be attending university from home so that they can keep a close eye on her, make sure she enjoys being a child and maths at the same time.
Esther and her Mum

I am well aware that there are different types of maturity and I was curious to find out which one Esther possesses. My little research taught me that she had the COGNITIVE or INTELLECTUAL MATURITY that is unusually above her age grade. "This refers to the lifelong growth of abstract reasoning skills. Cognitive maturity means the capacity to entertain intangible ideas, like complex algebra for example and to grasp complex concepts like the convergent causes of the Civil War." (Click HERE for more information) 

I know psychologists will have a thousand and one things to say about how fast she is growing but I do believe that being in a suitable environment and with the right support, she will be able to go through the other phases of maturity and will not loose out on anything.

 Reading a lot of negative comments about this makes me sad. I consider her brilliant child a genius who has great potentials and I see  her taking big strides just like the Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg of our time. So let us celebrate something good and throw out the negativity!

One thing I have learnt from this is that parents need to pay close attention to their kids to be able to understand their capabilities at any given time .

Once again, Congratulations to Esther Okade, Nigeria is definitely proud of you and a big kudos to Mrs Okade for being such a brilliant teacher!






***Most of the information used in this article was culled from I MUST TALK

Monday, 23 February 2015

LIFE AS SHE SEES IT : EVERYDAY PT 2 .........By Adesuwa

(If you are yet to read Everyday 1 please click HERE!)


SOURCE: delphinevb.chez.com

Walking briskly with an air of purpose and hope, he approached the building. ‘The Center’ he nodded at the sign-post on the building and went in. After the bomb blast and so much reflection on his relationship with Maria he felt weak, so much he could not think straight. He laid awake all night in the dark and pondered about his life. Then Wole called.

“Guy! I don’t have much airtime but there is this audition to be held tomorrow! It's for a movie…word has it that it would be shown in series on TV after it is premiered. The audition is at the Centre, Kado. That big building near chummies…where Amina did her birthday…Jide!?”

“I am listening...”

“Okay, I know job-hunting has been hard on you, I heard about this audition and I you instantly came to mind. You are a great actor”

“That was at school…on stage. We are talking about real sets and cameras here…”

“See, just go..”

There was a small pause like Wole had ended the call “Wole!”

“Jide! MTN has just warned me, bye” and the call ended.

Jide stared at his phone, audition? all he wanted was to work in an office and earn a good salary. Money! That is what he needed.

So today, He got up at 5am, got ready and made his way to ‘The Centre’. Wole did not mention the time the audition was to start, but then he left that early because he had only 800 naira on him…home and abroad. He had psyched himself up from the time the call from Wole ended to this morning, to walk for the most part of the journey to ‘The Centre’. Not like it was not a normal occurrence, always in a bid to reduce cost of transportation.

He got to the venue at 6.45 am and was directed to the hall where the audition is to hold. He entered and stopped at his tracks. There were no less than about 300 people in the hall. Picking his steps, he walked further into  the hall, found a seat and settled in. How was he to get lucky amidst all these people here?

“Good morning...” he greeted the lady by his side and noted she was reading a book.

“Good morning” she didn’t look up.

“Please how many roles are to be filled?” he looked round taking in the crowd.

“I hear 5, they held auditions before, but needed to do another to pick 5 more people”

“5? only?” His apprehension was obvious

The lady looked at him and smiled “don’t worry, just pray. We are not even so many here. I went for an audition last week and we were over a thousand people! I spent the whole day and when the 489th person was interviewed we were asked to leave, because they had gotten the people they wanted and would select from them, I was so mad! Yet, here I am today and early too.”

“I should leave then” He muttered.

“Just relax, we came early so hopefully we get to be tried.” She reached into her bag and brought out another book “here, you like to read?” He stared at the book, “Sons of Fortune by Jeffery Archer, nice read. Soak it in and pretend your are in it…its part of acting” She winked.

“Thanks”. No be book I con find! He sighed and collected it. It was 7am at this time.

“307!”

“307!”

“Bros! No be you be 307? Or make I go for you?” someone nudged Jide’s arm.

Jide woke up looking alarmed. He remembered dozing off after the lady collected her book, he actually did enjoy the book. She went in about an hour ago to be auditioned and came out some minutes later, walking up to him and frowning she snapped “my book!”, he swallowed the questions he had and quickly handed her the book then she walked away. Two ladies sitting behind him burst out laughing… “that one failed obviously!, no need to wait for selection!” one of them snickered. It was about 5pm now, auditions started at around 9am. He crossed his arms and took a deep breath, He thought one didn’t get to know if he or she was selected or not, until they had all been auditioned and the selection process concluded. So why were these ladies laughing? Ignorance.

“307!”

“I am here!” He shouted and made his way forward.

After about thirty minutes, he came out and let out a long breath. It was like he stopped breathing from the time he went into panellists, he was not sure what such group of people are called, this was not an interview else, he would conveniently term them interviewers. He met the producer, casting director, assistant director and the director of photography. ‘Ha!’ he sighed, they were mean. They made him act scenes from five different scripts and he did two monologues. When the producer told him “Mr Jide, your acts are quite impressive I must say! So let me tell you here, you wouldn’t have to wait till selection… congratulations! See you on set...”

Jide instantly felt high…Maria would be proud of him. He had rehearsed all the things he would do if he turned out to successful at this audition, but now that it happened, he just felt too overwhelmed to show his joy. He went up to the attendants at the corner of the hall and gave them further details of himself, while asking for other basic information. It was like an exchange. After he was done with them, he turned to leave and then remembered…

“Please do you have an idea of how much would I be paid?” he asked one of the ladies

She studied him for a while and sighed. “ about N30, 000 or so”

“For a scene or for the whole…”he was confused

“For all the scenes you would appear on, for about four weeks or five... You are one of the newbies, You have no experience. You should see this as an opportunity to sell yourself...like a sort of reference point. It is that or nothing. You are lucky sef! you did not have to wait till selection to know if you would be on the cast or not.” That said she picked up the bottle of water on the table and took a gulp.

He turned away from her “N30, 000 ke? For a four-week shoot?” Maria would definitely leave him now.


TO BE CONTINUED




Sunday, 15 February 2015

LIFE AS SHE SEES IT : THE CAKE.....By Adesuwa

Ken breezed into the room and flung his bag on the bed. He had a huge scowl on her face.
"Keno! You are back! How did it go?" James hailed
No answer.
"Ken?"
"I gave her the cake"
"And? Ehen?"
"She was happy"
"And? I see you with no gift pack or something. Or is it in your bag" James took the flung bag and did a quick search. Nothing.
"I didn't get anything. Oh yea she kissed me"
"Kissed ke?" James laughed "I told you! Sorry I can't help laughing. Pele" James laughed and collapsed on the bed. "You no dey hear word, see all the trouble you went through to get that cake, no forget to pay me my money o"
"Abegi!"
"So that's all for you for valentine's yea? All these women sha. They want this and that but can't give this or that. Kai! Or you sef no sabi chop cake? I would have shared in it you know?" he started laughing again
"James it's okay joor. What was I even expecting? We just started dating"
"I need to see this girl sef. Her cup don start to dey full" James had a huge grin on his face. "Anyways cheer up! We shall go out, get drunk and darn women!"
"Is your babe not seeing you today?"
"She will. But am not moving from here. I know she will come, atleast you get to meet her. I have pre-warned her that am as broke as broke! so nothing for her. I don't believe in this valentine's day madness. I better give gifts to the motherless"
Ken shook his head. "You? Motherless? Tell me another joke. You are just looking for trouble. You know these little things matter to ladies. From all you said you have a good chic! Not like mine.."
James smiled and pulled at his beard, "what would happen? Worst case she would fashi me, while I move on to the next bus. No time" his phone started ringing  "she is calling...shhhh"
"Hey babe!" he listened then said "yep! Am home, would be going out for drinks with my boys soon though" winking at Ken "alright dear, would be here waiting for you" call ended.
"Oya! Oya! Vacate the house. She is coming! She don nearly reach" James jumped up and started putting things in order.
Ken groaned "I feel sleepy guy"
"Please na! I know you are jealous of me!" James jeered " I am sure am getting a gift and I get to get laid too! Whoohoo! Oya! Oya! Vamoose!"
"Na u Biko! No wahala I dey Abiola room. No too tey or we go leave you!" Ken called out to James who was in the kitchen. He poured a handful of groundnut in his palm and started to leave
"Anyhow e be, I go call you for controls" James called back and came back to the room to usher Ken out of the house.
"No push me joor!" Ken shook his head and muttered "lucky chap", opened the door and froze.
"Hey bae!!! You are here already" James didn't seem to observe that his friend was in shock, and went forward to hug the lady at the door. "Ken meet my queen!"
"Temi?!"Ken looked awestruck. He  looked at what she was holding and recognised the cake. His eyes grew big. The very cake he had given her this morning. He had defied the caterer's advised to write her name on it, he felt it was "cliché", and told her to write "love you bae this vals".
Temi quickly shrugged out of James arms, set the cake on the floor, took some steps back and ran out of the premises, almost falling at the gate.
"What's going on" James asked arms open.
Ken having processed what had happened, let out a loud laughter and then sighed. "Oya! Your prayers have been answered. Let's eat the cake."


Wednesday, 11 February 2015

HOW TO MAKE A GUY BREAK UP WITH YOU!.......BY ACHENYO ALFA

Have you ever been in that position where you want to break up with a guy but he won't let go or you want to make it look like he was the one that ended the relationship? Here are some classic ways to break up with a guy some of which I have tried before. Remember, if you should try this, I am not liable for the resultant effects. :)

1. "It's not you, it’s me"
Source: someecards.com

Don't we all know this one? It's a classic and an all time favourite. Just call the guy up and tell him, "I think we should take a break for now because I need to figure some things out. It's not you; it’s me. You're a great person but I have so many issues I'm dealing with right now. Perhaps, when I work them out...?"
Ha! Unless the guy is dull brained or so in love with you, he will have to understand that you are ready to break up and move on.

2. Go Spiritual (A)
Source: claritywithlaurenlansen.com

This is classic especially in Nigeria where people are superstitious and believe in many strange things. Just tell him, you had a dream and it was like you guys were together as a couple and walking on the street; when you entered your house, a man began to shout at your boyfriend(soon to be ex) asking him what he was doing with you because you were his wife and had three children for him. Suddenly, they both began to fight and the man burnt your boyfriend's house etc and told your boyfriend(soon to be ex, of course) that bad things were going to start happening to him. When you tell him the dream, maybe something bad just happened to him- like his engine got knocked up or his side mirror got broken or water flooded his house. Ah, no one will tell him that you have a spirit husband who's jealous. He'll break up with you sharp sharp especially after several deliverance prayers with no change. Haha!

3. Go Spiritual (B)

Another dimension to being spiritual. Just become very spiritual. When he calls you, tell him your friend took you to a prayer house and you'll call him back later. Don't talk to him for two days, then let him know you had a period of "seclusion" and the prophetesses or "visioners" (yep, not visionaries) said he was the destined one to bring your afflictions and family's suffering to an end. Honestly, I know a girl who tried this- honest although she wasn't doing it to drive the man away. She actually went to prayer houses and they told her the brother in church was her husband even though he was had gotten engaged twice or thrice within that period. Omo, the guy took off from her because she said weird stuff and he's married now, four years and counting. As at the time, she believed he would come back to her but now...she's ready to marry someone else.

4. Become Needy




Source: memebase.com

Oh yes. When you have a boyfriend who won't get that it's the end of the road for you, just become needy. Don't give him the space to breathe. Call him up almost every minute. Be with him all day long. Make sure when he's watching Arsenal, you want to watch Telemundo.(even if you don't like it). When you go to the cinema, don't watch an action flick; go for something weepy and romantic. Cry for no just cause; drag him away from his friends; tell him to take you to the market, the salon, your friend's bridal shower and make him stay there with you while you shop or make your hair or  wait for you while you're partying with your friends.
Be in his face. Do it constantly for 2 weeks (if he survives that long) and see what happens. He'll call you one day and say, "Babe, please give me the opportunity to miss you."

5. Be Materialistic
Source:www.bellaniaja.com/pininterest

Some men call it high maintenance. Do it with style. Show him that he may not be able to provide for you and even if he can, let him think you like money too much. One girl I know went with her boyfriend to get a flat screen TV from Samsung. As soon as he picked it out, she told him, "Oh, you can but a TV to take to your home in the village but you can't buy one for my house? And you have money?” Guy had to buy a bigger one for her. Guess what? First he stopped coming out with his atm card because if they just passed, Vina Furniture, she'd say, "I need something from here" Or if they went to Amigo, she would pick a clock or mirror that cost a lot of money. When he found out that she made sure she reminded him about his atm card before they went out, he stopped taking her out. See, guys like you to ask but not so often and anyhow. You wanna break up with one? Show him that you want to spend his money!


6. Become Marriage Obsessed

Source: someecards.com

If you've been dating a sweet good guy for a few months but know you can't tell him to his face that you guys can't be together, and then become marriage obsessed. Say random things like:
Girl: December or March, next year? Choose one.
Guy:  Why?
Girl: For our wedding next year.
Girl: Orange and peach or Lavender and Gold?
Guy: You want to buy a dress?
Girl: No, I’m picking out the colours for our traditional wedding.
Girl; Hey, Honey. I’m thinking next weekend.
Guy: For what?
Girl: To meet your Dad and Mum.
Guy: What are you reading?
Girl: Names and meanings
Guy: Don't you know the meaning of your name?
Girl: It's for our children. We'll name them Reuben, Manasseh and Ephraim
Well, you get the picture.
The dude will disappear as fast as he can!



7. Become Conan the Destroyer!

Source:mythicscribes.com

Work up a little argument and just begin to thrash round him. Break his phones, smash his ipad, break his windscreen, become a little demon. When he calculates how much he's losing to keep you as a girlfriend, he'll empty you like a sack of potatoes and flee. Just be careful that he doesn't become Conan the barbarian and beat you up o! Don't come and blame me o!

 That's a few ways to get him to do your dirty job for you! Let me know other ways you can do that!











Achenyo is a lawyer, writer, editor, compere, PR, Strategist and also a Customer Service Activist. Although she serves in HR, Admin and Legal of a firm in Abuja, she's successfully edited three published books to date, engaged in radio voice overs and dramas and helped coordinated PR projects for a few individuals. 

Achenyo also runs a blog called ACHENYO'S WALL. When she's not reading, she likes day dreaming, talking, cooking and anything chocolate!

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

THE RED VELVETTS "CUPCAKES FOR LOVE NOTE" COMPETITION!

Source: www.studentnewspaper.org
Fancy getting a crate of red velvet cupcakes for you (and bae) this valentine? Then simply enter this easy competition. 


  • Write a 5-7 line love note to that special person

  • Send your entry to any of the email addresses - redvelvettsofficial@gmail.com OR redvelvettsofficial@yahoo.com

  • Entry MUST be sent in on or before 12midnight on the 12th of February , winner will be announced on the 12th and prize delievered on the 13th! 

C'mon, let's be creative and have a little fun! Remember, do not write more than 7 lines! 

NOTE : This competition is open to only people residing in Abuja.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

14TH FEB' - MUCH ADO ABOUT CHANGE

Source: www.sailingsmitty.com
Have you ever wondered why the Nigerian Presidential election was fixed to hold on the 14th of February? Beats me! I have never been able to figure it out. I can imagine thousands of couple who planned to use that Saturday to seal their love only for the government to disrupt their plans. Honestly I feel this month was the wrongest month to pick for the election because there is nothing "lovable" about Nigerian election/politics.  Anyway its for the best of Nigeria. (I hope so!)

Recently, it occurred to me that there are actually 14 PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANTS 14! YES! Oh and there is even a female aspirant. Though apparently we have only 2 "giant" candidates making waves, washing their dirty linens in public all in the name of politics and campaigns. But hey, politics is a dirty game as they say.


This election campaign (if we can call their mudslinging that!) has opened the eyes of Nigerians to how petty our politicians are; showing us how immature they can be and proving to us that we aren't ready for true democracy. The politicians have succeeded in having a much divided Nigeria and we the electorate have simply become the prey, playing to their music. Every day on social media they strategically release an information to distract us from the main issue and I watch sadly as Nigerians fight and haul insults at each other over these candidates who to be honest do not know we exist or care about us.  Even our so called “Elder Statesmen” are not helping matters with their provoking press statements every day. We have watched these people speak from both sides of their mouth, saying one thing today and another tomorrow. The constant propagandas are overwhelming!

Source: www.dailyindependentnig.com


But these are the antics and gimmicks we need to learn to ignore. What these politicians care most about is that "Hot Seat". The earlier we realise that they will do anything within their power to get there including "using" us, the better for us. The election will be won by one candidate alone. They will kiss and make up, get other political appointments as compensation –a win win situation for them –while the friends you once had are now enemies. How long will it take us to understand that politics as it is in Nigeria today is simply a game of interests and godfatherism?

In my opinion, none of the 2 prominent candidates deserve that seat because none of them can give us the desired change we are clamouring for. The present government has not proven that it is capable of handling our problems. In fact they seem more like a team who have lost the manual of a drowning ship and are grasping onto straws, anything they can find just to survive. On the other hand, I have my doubts about the “saint-hood” of the General as is being sung about daily and portrayed by his loyalists, especially since he disrupted this same democracy 32 years ago. So what is new about him? How come he suddenly has answers to our problems? There are so many questions about him which I am yet to find answers to.  It is really a pity that in a country with over 170 million people of which 43% (about 73 million) are young people, the best we can do is recycle leaders. Same people, same ideologies. What has changed about them? Are these really the "best" candidates we can produce???  I am certain the world is watching and having a laugh at us right now. 

SIGH...

Be that as it may, since we are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea, what should matter to us are the following: 


  • How do they intend to solve our economic problem? Are there concrete plans? Are these plans workable?    It is not enough for us to be the biggest economy in Africa. The impact of it has to be felt by the average man on the street.
  • Who has the master plan for tackling security issues?   The North has virtually been destroyed and become a terror zone.
  • How do they intend to improve our health care system?
  • How do they intend to better the educational system? How do they plan to make education accessible to all? Do they have a workable plan on how to bring down the rate of failure in WASSCE?  
  • What is the agenda for power supply? Or should we go and service our generators and continue to depend on PHCN as a stand-by supply?
  • Who has a good plan to reduce unemployment rate? According to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) 54% of Nigerian youths are unemployed. In other words, alot of us are frustrated!
  • What is the plan to reduce poverty? Currently, 60.1%  of Nigerians (100 million people)  live on less than a dollar! Who is concerned? 
Source: emn-news.com
Ah! Nigeria's problems are too numerous and Nigerians are tired. Tired of running around in circles. We want change. But before that kind of change we want happens, we ourselves must be ready to change. Individually and as a nation and not just lip service change.  We need to bear in mind that no leader elected in the next few days for the next 4 years can work magic. We also need to understand that Nigeria cannot become like the United States of America or even Dubai overnight. I really wish it could happen that way but it’s not jazz. It will take more than 4 years to build a solid economy and get to the "promised land". Transformation takes a lot of time, a lot of patience and a lot of dedication. Are we truly ready for real transformation?

As the election draws near, ponder on these and vote wisely! The question of whether our votes will count or not is a matter for another day but vote because it is your right and you genuinely want a better Nigeria.  Vote without sentiments. Vote for that person who has great ideas for this nation. Vote for the candidate you truly believe in!

LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!!!



Love, Always,

ELLA.

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